Bavaria
I have decided I am no longer an Irish American, I now consider myself an American of German, notably Bavarian, descent. Nothing weird happenned, but my last name is Bavarian and it just makes more sense. I’m big and physically dominant, I love rich and tasty beers and meats and cheeses and things of that nature, and I think people who parade themselves around as being Irish are fucking retards. For Christ’s sake, alcoholism is not funny, it seriously ruins lives and leaves people as empty flacid shells of what they could have been. Fuck Ireland and long live Bavaria… Whatever the fuck that is.
